The caffine death calculator!!
Yep, now you can calculate how much coffee or how much of your favourate energy drink it will take to kill you. Pretty accurate too - rounding to two decimal places.
See this ‘death by caffine‘ website. I checked to see how much ‘Diet Vanilla Coke’ it would take to knock me off and the answer is… 250.78 cans.
And thankfully I can enjoy 146.55 espresso coffees and live to tell the tale. At 146.56 cups, I’m gone.
I wonder why it is that life insurers dont ask “how much caffine do you ingest?” as one of the health and lifestyle questions on the application form for life insurance?


Life Insurance Toronto said,
October 16, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
That is soooo funny! I’ve tried this calculator just to see how many cans of an unnamed energy dring would kill me instead of giving me wings. The answer is 150. However, a friend at my company warned me that I should not push the envelope by drinking even 130 of it because I might end up pushing up daisies many, many cans earlier.
But the site is good fun anyway, thanks for the post!
Melissa said,
July 23, 2008 @ 11:47 am
LMFAO
358.07 cans of Coka-Cola Zero + You = Death